cactisexual

This is a person who is sexually attracted to a cactus ( cacti).

John: That cactus is sexy
Walter: What, John?
John: I am cactisexual

schejewel

The incorrect pronunciation of schedule by a person of authority. (noun)
sche - jewel

Tim: When do we change classes?
Ms. Frank: I'll give you the schejewel, Tim. We have advisory today.
Tim: Its scheDULE, Ms. Frank!

Dershlit

A word that can be substituted for damn it.

Mainly used when swearing isn't allowed.

Pronunciation: /dersh - lit/

Jimmy: Dershlit!
Stacey: What's wrong Jimmy?
Jimmy: I stepped on a friggin lego!