Drippage

When you're taking a poop, and the tail of your shirt falls in the toilet causing it to be dripped with poop and/or water.

Dude, i got up from taking a crap, and i realized i had mad drippage.

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Laxamama

a mother who is jut as laxer as her son/daughter.

Man, Matt Ward's mom is a major laxamama.