U.U.F.O.

Album by Camellia and another version of the Unknown Flying Object (aka. UFO) that's more advanced, greater version with better technology, probably better than the invention of the Paradise Ship from Kirby's Return To Dreamland, or the Haltmann Company's UFO in Kirby Planet Robobot, used to take over all of Planet Popstar.

The U.U.F.O is known as the "Mystery Circle Ultra" or "Ultra Unknown Flying Object", according to the 1st album song by Camellia with the name “Mystery Circle Ultra / U.U.F.O”.

As mentioned before, it is predicted to be a more advanced version of the average UFO, explaining the name UUFO.

(DEFINITION IS FOR THE ACTUAL OBJECT THAT HAS YET TO EXIST OR BE PROVEN TO EXIST)

guy: yo you ever heard of the U.U.F.O.

guy2 : the what

guy: the ultra unknown flying object

guy2 : yo i saw something similar to that right now above our house!

guy: wait what tHE FUCK-

Taiko no Tatsujin

A rhythm game made for children.
However, apparently adults took that statement as a complete lie or simply a bullshit claim (including the kids in the japanese arcades playing this game), and now both compete for the crown of who is better at reading a spam of notes and/or who could destroy the Arcade's taiko drum faster.

some guy: "hey you ever played taiko no tatsujin?" (such can be considered any version of taiko, including osu!taiko because of its different style of charting)

a rhythm game player: "yes"

some guy: "can you play the drums???"

a rhythm game player: "no you squashed package"

Genshin Impact

"A game made for the filthy, hentai watchers who want to spend some cash or just burn their entire wallet over some anime girl drawings and and a 3D version of them. This game has shown to have a definitely not toxic community that definitely does not complain over wrong skin colors on a drawing on Twitter, and definitely not a community that only speaks in their own lingo.

According to multiple resources and facts from the internet community from social media websites like Twitter, this game introduces Gambling addiction, which has a side effect of burning away your wallet, and also the effect of losing all you've done in your life to look the best and be the best in everything you've done, over a stupid BoTW style game full of anime.

If you want to avoid all side effects from all of this, avoid even seeing about it, because I don't have a singular cure for you filthy anime lovers.

Oh, also: that'd be 19.99. Thank you for choosing me.
Regards."

youtuber: "this video is sponsored by an incredible game, genshin impact-"

person 1: what happened?????

person 2: he died

person 1: why?

person 2: *literally brings everyone from the dead up to the ground we live on, introduces magic and makes the statement that magic does not exist in this world invalid, and nearly murdered person 1 due to overshock and a heart attack*

Person 2 was later arrested for third degree murder, 4 attempts of murder that were unsuccessful, 5 attempts at trying to rob banks, and 10 attempts of avoiding jail and avoiding fines. His sentence was a life sentence with the 30 years from the other attempts at escaping.

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