cuddling

Post-coital activity which involves lying in bed with your girlfriend while covered in sexual fluids.

My girlfriend loves cuddling but I would rather take a shower.

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mf'er

Military abbreviation for "My Friend."

Sgt. Connelly was one courageous MF'er.

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make me laugh

The biggest cliche ever written by women on personals websites. An alternative to the truth, which is something like "must be tall, sexy, and have lots of money."

Andrea said "Make me laugh," so I gave her a hit of nitrous.

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oh shit

A statement used by manufacturers of flight data recorders ("black boxes") to alert pilots that there is 1/2 of a second of recording space remaining.

"Oh shit" was the last transmission heard on the black box.

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chicken bus

A schoolbus that has been retired from its academic duties in the U.S. to go face a long, slow death in Latin America. Often painted garish colors and includes numerous religious icons, including the Virgin Mary, displayed prominently within the bus in an effort to reassure passengers. The emissions from one chicken bus equal that of four tractor trailers. Chicken buses often carry chickens in addition to other small livestock.

I only had four sucres left so I couldn't afford the good bus. I caught the chicken bus back to Quito.

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gynotocracy

An organization that is predominantly female and in which feminine viewpoints and behaviors dominate.

The high school faculty meeting lasted for three hours because the members of the gynotocracy just wanted to talk every issue to death.

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gynotocracy

A working environment dominated by women and women's issues.

Steve found the conversations in the break room of the high school mind-numbingly boring; this was one of the perils of working in a gynotocracy.

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