School

That one place everybody hates.

"Who wants to go to school?"
"Why the fuck would you ask that?!"

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Snow Day

That day everyone hopes for during the winter.

People in Florida: "Damn, I wish it snowed here!"
People in Ohio: "All this snow, and we don't even get a snow day. wtf"

Trombone

1) A musical instrument used in concert bands, big bands, or jazz bands.
2) An instrument in the brass section.
3) The girl you like plays this.

1) Trombone sounds good in band.
2) My favorite instrument in brass is the Trombone!
3) Look at her playing the trombone over there, it turns me on.

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