spifforiffic

much better than something that is wordspiffyword

dude 1: When im the bartender you'll get free beer.
dude 2: Spifforiffic.

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flying sister twister

sex position found on page 303 in the Kamasutra. triple 69 with two sisters and a lucky guy/girl.

Me and the olsen sisters did the flying sister twister last night!

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lickalottapuss

Two lesbians that eat each other out

Man those two lickalottapuss's are really getting into it

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camel's hump

A girl that outweighs John Candy.

I got my ass kicked by a camel's hump.

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Inverted Weggie

This happens when your underwear are violently shoved up your anus as opposed to the traditional straight-up yank.

I was pleasantly surprised when my roommate gave me an inverted weggie.

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red neck

If you get your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If when you walk your dog you both use the tree in the corner, you might be a redneck.
If someone ever told you that you're lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you that you have something stuck in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.

If you think N-Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.

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four bagger

sounds dirty but isn't! used as an insult for a dirty, blonde slut

Melanie is a Four Bagger

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