PHP

Hypertext Preprocessor.
(Earlier Personal Home Page.)

A modern high-level server-side scripting language for the HTTP protocol (CGI.) An alternative to ASP, Perl, Python, TCL, etc.

PHP is claimed to be installed on 20% of the domains on the Internet, including the webserver that hosts urbandictionary.com. The engine that keeps track of all the words and definitions is written in PHP. See www.php.net for more information.

Hello World in PHP:
<?php echo "Hello World!"; ?>

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insertPenis()

C library function.
May cause an OopsGotHerPregnant exception.

What? Try `man insertpenis`, you lazy shit.

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xbmc

XBOX Media Center.

A complex media center application for the Microsoft XBOX console, allowing the user to use the console for playing videos and music in addition to games. The media may be located at the XBOX harddrive, on a DVD, or on a nearby computer.

As the XBMC isn't a offical package from Microsoft, you need a modchip to be able to run it.

XBMC can make more out of your XBOX.

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Will Pepsi be okay?

The question responsible for half the sale of Pepsi Cola, if not more. You can meet it in any country.

- Will Pepsi be okay?
- Well... okay, I guess I can take that for once, I don't wanna turn somewhere else now.

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Fine, I'm gonna make my own <something>! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the <something>.

What I always say when someone kicks me out from somewhere. Bender said that after being kicked out of the theme-park on the moon in the second episode of Futurama.

Fine, I'm gonna make my own disco club! With blackjack...and hookers... In fact, forget the club.

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rectum vagina

A really shitty vagina.

Oh grose, that was a real rectum vagina!

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Money

The only thing you cannot buy.

- I thought you couldn't buy love?
- Yes you can, I love money.

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