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A band of 3 guys who play punk music. The majority of their songs contain 4 chords - C5, G5, A5 and F5, which they put fairly catchy melodies to, which can be a hard thing to pull off for a bunch of guys who sound awful live and always make mistakes on songs such as Carosel - I mean, the bass player has to sit down to play the Intro. The drummer has excellent talent (and I enjoy drummers such as Danny Carey, Matt McDonough and Grant Collins) and should never have been involved with this sack of shit band.
Blink 182, although they can write some decent songs, are terrible. I hate punk myself, but go and listen to Frenzal Rhomb.
If you have any education or appreciation for music, you will most likely dislike Blink 182 along with the majority of real music lovers.
Person 1 - Hey, did you see Blink 182 on Friday night?
Person 2 - Yeah they can hardly play their own songs, their guitarist sucks major ass.
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Killed 35 unsuspecting cunts in Tasmania, Australia on 28 April 1996 with:
a knife
AR15 assault rifle
User 1: Cho Seung-Hui's high score was awesome!
User 2: Martin Bryant.
User 1: LOL YOU GOT ME!
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Hellyeah is a 'supergroup' made up of great musicians from a range of heavy metal bands - Mudvayne, Pantera, Nothingface and Damage Plan. Current members are Chad Gray(vox), Greg Tribbett (guitar), Tom Maxwell (guitar), Bob Zillz (bass) and Vinnie Paul Abbott (drums). A lot of people would believe they are a 'nu-metal' band however, that is incorrect.
Their self-titled album, 'Hellyeah', debuted on April 10, 2007 via Epic Records. The album debuted at #9 on the Billboard 200 album charts, with sales of just under 45,000. It also reached #9 on the UK charts and #4 on the Australian charts. Their first single, 'You Wouldn't Know', hit radio stations in late February. Vinnie Paul has stated that Hellyeah is a side-project, saying that they will tour for most of 2007, before the members of Mudvayne and Nothingface return to their bands.
-What's the name of that new kickass band with the dudes from Mudvayne and Pantera in it?
-Hellyeah?
-Yes, those awesome fuckers!
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A game played by lawbreakers wherein a large cash sum may be awarded after winning or, more commonly, settling a lawsuit against the city due to supposedly unjustifiable police action. Sums are awarded either to 'victims' or their grossly dysfunctional relatives, and typically spent frivolously within a short space of time on unnecessary goods.
How to enter:
1) Do not behave like a civilized human being
2) Do not co-operate with law enforcement under any circumstances
3) To the greatest extent possible, provoke the police into detaining or arresting
3) Resist detainment/arrest; claim it to be unlawful
4) Sustain fatal or serious injury (relatives of the deceased shall enter the lottery)
5) When contacted by toxic 'civil rights' lawyers, agree to everything
6) Tell the media that you "didn't do nothing" (or that your relative was "a good kid")
Please note: Entry into the ghetto lottery is possible only in cities with corrupt and extremely liberal district attorneys, judges, etc.
- Quantavius Williams, 21, was shot and killed by police after reaching into his waistband while fleeing on foot following a dangerous high-speed vehicle pursuit. The City of Atlanta awarded his relatives $500,000 after settling a wrong death lawsuit.
- Markeesha Jones, 49, was detained after she refused to identify herself to police during a burglary investigation. Jones' attorneys claim that her civil rights were violated because the police had no reasonable suspicion to question her. The City of San Fransisco was ordered to award $8.5m to Markeesha and her daughter, Mo'nique.
- Connor Blackwell, 31, was arrested for leaving the scene of an accident and disorderly conduct, but was pronounced deceased after suffering a heart attack while in custody. Toxicology reports state that Smith, a felon with extensive criminal history, had acute levels of cocaine in his system. Bodycam footage also shows Smith resisting arrest for more than eight minutes before finally being handcuffed. Police and paramedics on scene were facing charges of negligent homicide, but they were dropped. The family's legal representatives say they want justice, and the City of Columbus is now facing a $5m wrongful death lawsuit.
Contrary to popular belief, the ghetto lottery can be won by any individual regardless of race or ethnicity. As long as you have contempt for law and order, your ticket can be secured.
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