abstruse

Sibling to recondite

Dunno what that fucker means!
-Oh, so he is difficult to understand?
AbsoFuckinLutely!

monkey ass

The resultant condition from prolonged periods of poor personal hygiene (i.e. lack of showering) and physical activity leading to an uncomfortable, sweaty, red burning ass reminiscent of a large, red and bulbous monkey's ass which has been dragged through the sand and dirt all day and appears quite painful.
(See the latin, rectus sebaceous primatus)

Dude I gotta take a shower - I got some wicked monkey ass!

Accountability

What is generally lacking in the chambers of Congress and the boardrooms of Fortune 500 corporations!

Kenneth Lay- Let's just see if we can blow up this corporation while getting silly-rich in the process.
Junior Accountant- But sir, what about the thousands of employee retirement funds? Are you aware of corporate accountability?
Kenneth Lay- (Silence... Crickets humming...) Umm, I just bought a new Maybach...