the zombie

A variation of the houdini, before ejaculation you pull out and then spit on the back of the woman (in doggy position) causing her to think that you have ejaculated and when she turns around you ejaculate in her eyes, push her off the bed, and then turn off the lights; causing her to walk around with arms infront as if a zombie.

dude last night was so great i gave anna the zombie, the only thing is that she's pissed at me now.

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The ninja

While the woman is sleeping you come in dressed in black with a black headband on as if a ninja. making sure the woman still sleeps you tie up the woman to the bedposts doggy stile and gag her with your black headband. Then taking a good 15 steps back, you run do a flip over the headboard and perform the roundhouse hump (a move which was created by chuck norris of course) and the success of this move depends on the landing and being able to stick the move.

Dude guess what i did last night...
what?
i tottally gave my GF the ninja
WOW dude did you stick it?
it was a close call but i still got it.

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