nasa

The single best argument for independent space exploration.

Washington: Nasa, put stuff in space!
Nasa: But you only gave me 4 pennies and a used piece of gum.
Washington: Muahaha

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democrat

a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties.

this definition of democrat is not a rant

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pat robertson

A radical cleric. Like those crazy militant iranian preachers, only uses christianity instead of islam.

pat robertson said we should murder the president of venezuela.

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crapfulness

the quality of being full of crap.

george w bush has a high crapfulness quotient.

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creationism

Denial, foolishness, brainwashing, etc.

Creationism Dialogue
Creationist A: Evolution is only a theory!
Creationist B: Yay! Let's go kill some heretics!
Pat Robertson: Assassination is fun!
George W Bush: Can I say 'Crusade' again?
Creationism

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crocs

the most ridiculous markup since bottled water.
bottled water puts a fraction of a penny worth of water in a 2 cent bottle and sell it for a buck. crocs, on the other hand mold a few cents of plastic <i>with no water inside</i> into something kinda resembling a shoe, then sell the damn thing for $30.

i almost respect the guy who came up with crocs.

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