Chain Drive Wallet

Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.

The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.

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gwarnum

Any foreign material, undesirable material, or unidentified substance.

Don't use that spoon, there's gwarnum on it, here's a clean one.

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Cockpit Trouble

A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.

(Also "Cockpit Problems")

Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."

Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."

Weak Sister

1. A weak or undependable member of a group. 2. A person regarded as timid or indecisive.

Jim's a fuckin' weak sister, he couldn't decide whether to shit or go blind.

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