Dick Hump

1.any of a variety of creatures, or women that humps dick
2.The Act of humping dick.
3.Woman
4.Any man who looks up the word Dick, or Penis on the internet.

1."That dumb ass English teacher is is such a dick hump"
2."No I don't want a ride in your car, you dick hump!"
3."If you read this, you probably hump dick."

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cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

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God

Man's Imaginary friend. He likes to play funny pranks on us and likes to contradict himself to make us laugh. He often uses our flawed human logic to make us do funny things.

White Christian: If i hate gays, blacks, and Mexicans, then i go to heaven.
Muslim Terrorist: If i kill myself and blow up that building, then god will give me the bitches.
God on Twitter: LOL :-)

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spickola

A crossbreed between a Swiss, and a Mexican or someone else of South American or Latin American Descent.

Q: What do you call a Swiss Mexican
A: Spickola! (prounounced Spiiiiickoooolaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!)