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A worker of wood with little or no natural skill or art and neither near association of technique nor constitution that could be considered conducive towards the production of acceptable carpentry.
Mark, why are you such a piss poor, ginger, botch job of a crapenter?
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An appalling, Greedy, careless and invisible landord who simply expects to recieve monies without any personal responsibility or indeed acknowledgement that he/she has any sort of tenant that may or may not exist.
She's a skinny spinter with houses all over the shop....
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A general dislike and contempt for students and indeed any individual who appears to commit any period of time to any dicipline linked to learning, improvement through education and study.
My scholarage is primarily directed towards the joyless slack faced media students of 4B
A petty criminal and repeat offender whose lack of success ensures court appearances of alarming frequency.
Terry can look after it?
That docksmith, fuck off.
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A condition where the male partner in a relationship clearly adores or is simply in love with their current partners sister. Given the opportunity all those diagnosed with this condition would instantly embark upon a new relationship with the sibling, at the drop of a hat.
"Ssup, dawg"?
'"I've been a twot! 20 years and I'm still sistering for Nettie. Poor Rene never stood a chance and she's a fucking shrew while I'm at it".
"That's harsh, Bred".
When any Mother, Father or guardian/custodian, marches off to their children's school without an appointment to cause general mischief and mayhem. Ranting, Abusive language and trespass are among the minimum requirements for parentaliation.
'where's yer folks'?
'Off staging some nasty parentaliation with Ms Smith at St Johns'
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An affectionate, tender and delicate tweak/twist of the nipple, prompting arousal and possible erectitude.
I'd twipple those norks for a fiver