Zeller

When you are so broke that it is basically funny.

A: Bro, I'm so broke it is unbelievable.
B: Don't worry bro, you are just a Zeller.

Zellest

When you are so broke that it is basically funny.

A: Bro, I'm so broke it is unbelievable.
B: True bro, you are the zellest.