alembic

A guitar and bass guitar manufacturer known for producing quality instruments with excellent tone and playability. All alembics are hand crafted, and they company makes custom instruments to the buyers exact specifications.

Dude, I want an alembic! To bad it costs as much as my car.

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Cock monster

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

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fodera

A brand of bass guitars noted for having excellent playability and tone. They are said to be one of the premier bass guitar companies and are utilized by the one of the worlds best bassists, Victor Wooten.

Dude, I want a Fodera. They fucking rock, unlike my suck ass squire.

Fakedelic

1. A fake level of being psychedelic for the purpose of appearing hippy like.

"Omg! Did you leik, see her lighting those insents? And that ugly hippy headband? Ugh, shes so fakedelic."

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