Nazgul

To carry out an act in retribution for something that pwns you. Origin, Lord of the Rings, ring wraits deal an attack when they are struck or killed. Using this phrase may cause ridicule for being a Lord of the Rings nerd.

She totally tried to nazgul me when I broke up by telling me I sucked in bed.

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mantenance

A portmanteu of man and maintenance. Usually refers to the unspoken maintenance tasks some men perform or actions taken by a woman to keep her boyfriend.

Man I feel great after some mantenance today, shaved some body hair.

She has totally been slacking on her mantenance sex I am so gonna break up with her.