fey bans

Round sunglasses with garishly coloured frames, worn by people who wish to project an image of hippyish cool, derided by ray ban wearers, who consider them to be style-less accoutrements of backward-looking soap-dodgers and believers in the power of dreamcatchers.

Wow. Those fey bans were the worst - you could almost smell the tie-dye.

The fey bans weren't working - he looked like a collision between Elton John and John Lennon.

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