Matterhorn

1. A saying commonly used after one notices interest from the opposite sex. Must be said in either a whisper or strong masculine voice. Usually followed by a fist bump.

2. Derived from the Old Spice Deodorant.

"Dude that chick was totally checking you out."
"What can I say? Matterhorn."

"You smell good. What deodorant are you using?"
"Matterhorn."

GIRL: "Want to exchange numbers?"
GUY: *turns to friend and whispers "Matterhorn."

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Principles of Lag

A phrase that describes a state in which anything is possible.
Commonly used during video games to describe a cheap or ridiculous death.

"By the Principles of Lag, I should be able to shoot this person, even though they are actually behind me."

"Dude...I was in the room the whole time. How did I not see you come in?"
"By the Principles of Lag."

"By the Principles of Lag, I will ace this biochem exam."

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