gazinta

Generally. any device that goes into any other device. An electric plug goes into a wall outlet, a light bulb goes into a socket. The plug and the light bulb are gazintas.

"What's THAT?" "I dunno, I think it's a gazinta of some sort. Wonder where it goes?"

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TrumpQ

An IQ low enough to think that Donald Trump is an amazing President.

"Did you hear? Jerry went to a Trump rally!"
"Yeah, poor guy isn't very bright, he scored a TrumpQ on his IQ test."

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Concentration Camp

Officially, "Migrant Children's Detention Facility." A location established by the United States to hold indefinitely brown children seeking asylum so that they can stay alive.

"They're putting the kids in concentration camps!"
"You can't use that term, that's what the Nazis had during the Holocaust!!"
- silence -

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Vampire Liberty

In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.

"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"

"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"

muv

Abbreviation for motherfucker. Archaic, in use around DC in the sixties. From 'muvva', an alternative pronounciation of 'mother.'

Hear about Jared? Cop chased him into Glover Park, lost him!
Yeah, that Jared be one cool muv.

blood bag

A corpse; human body; cadaver; bag of bones

After I'm dead, I don't care what happens to the blood bag, I won't be needing it any more.

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