men are pigs

A ridiculous accusation made by women whenever they encounter a male thought or behavior they don't understand or agree with. Especially ironic when used (as it most commonly is) by women who are more than a little overweight.

"Last night, Gary came home with some fancy lingere. Can you believe he actually thought I would be glad he bought me clothes?"
"Ugh. Men are such pigs."

"Sam keeps on telling me how beautiful I am, and how much he'd love to spend more time with me. I think he really likes me."
"Oh please. All men are pigs. He just wants to get in your pants."

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