cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.

Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.

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cock jockey

A female who enjoys the company of men...many men..sometimes 2 or 3 at a time. An oldham local.

"Did you know sarah slept with paul last night, and dean, and mike, and steve...she's such a cock jockey/Oldham local"

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mumbling pants

Trousers worn by a lady, usually of the larger variety.
Primarily made of lycra, or a similar stretchy material that enables you to clearly see the lips moving, but you cant hear them...

Mumbling pants can be witnessed at any weight watchers class.

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