Dominic Monaghan

British actor, often reffered to as teh sex. Played Merry in The Lord of the Rings, but has many other projects up his sleeve. Looks particularly good in hats and/or scarves and/or eyeliner. The best thing that happened to females in a long, long time. Enjoys surfing and trees.

Sometimes associated with tea-ferrets.

Dominic Monaghan is so much hotter than Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.

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Tea-ferret

A ferret trained especially to serve tea. A true tea ferret is always attired in a pink apron and carries a silver tray with green cups. Originates from the village of Bree in Middle-earth. The most favourable master of a tea ferret is Dominic Monaghan, but they will serve tea to any who treat them properly and feed them lollipops on a daily basis.

Your tea-ferret seems to be a bit down. Have you tried showing him eyeliner-pics of Dom yet?

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