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1. An angelic girl who can be seen as perfect in all ways, even though she'll never admit it. She is very beautiful, but remains in denial about her looks, even though she looks amazing even at the worst of times. She has an amazing personality which matches her ravishing body. She has a great love of food (especially nasi lemak with sotong sambal) and a good sense of humour. A day with Karen is never wasted, and when you experience this you will realize that nothing else can ever be as fulfilling. From the point you meet and fall in love with her you will know you want to be with her for the rest of your life.
2. An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts nor your heart, always to the be the only one on your mind. Unbelievably beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleam with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
She's hotter than the sun! Sweeter than sugar. Cooler than Ice. She's very smart and cute. She has a drop dead gorgeous smile and enticing eyes that are more beautiful than the midnight glimmer of the moon . She's like a drug, you'd become addicted to her! If you fall in love with her you won't be able to stop.
Dude 1 : Who is that enticing woman over there ?
Dude 2 : That is Daya's Woman, she is known to be the sexiest person to have walked on this planet. Some say that she is an angel sent from heaven.
Dude 1 : That explains how she brings heaven on earth.
1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.
2. A person of subnormal intelligence.
3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.
4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.
5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.
Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.
Daya : You are a fucking retardo.
Jack : Everything is the same⦠only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???
Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a
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A dick of enormous size to an astonishing degree.The ultimate weapon that can overpower even the hardest women to satisfy.No matter what situation you are in you can always walk in saying 'Hakuna matata' with that weapon of destruction or satisfaction.Use it with care and may its force satisfy her.
Guy: When i was young god gave me a choice between colossal cock or a good memory.But honestly i cannot remember which one i picked.
Girl: Holy rooster how much of force can that colossal cock deliver ???
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1. To preclude/prevent the act of cumming in order to indulge in more sessions of sexual acts.
2. To prevent the act of cumming for a duration of time as after ejaculation the erected penis of a person will become flaccid and they cannot engage in sex temporarily as the women can no longer feel a hard penis in her vagina.
3. When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.
4. When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex (optional) and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.
Sexy blond : (Whispers), Soul meets soul on a lovers lips.I just know where to touch you and I just know what to do ⥠*Kisses Dylan passionately while unbuttoning his shirt and running her fingers through his muscular shoulders*
Dylan : * Gently moves his warm hand from her tight ass to her breasts while caressing her hair and twisting his tongue around hers slowly before starting to kiss her eyebrows and slowly nuzzles his nose on her well shaped ears followed by gently kissing her temptingly sexy neck*
*She straddles Dylan with her smooth thighs and licks his chest all the way to his neck while running her fingers through his jet black wavy hair and gently playing with his lover lips with her teeth*
Sexy Blond : Carry me to the bed Dylan. i wanna take you around the world. (moans gently), the way your heart is racing.*Dylan slowly puts her on the bed and lifts up her blue skirt and starts to run his teeth on her thighs and soon after he grabs her slender waist and starts kissing her smooth back as she moans softly*
*Both of them undress each other while kissing every inch of each others hot sweaty bodies. She pushes Dylan on the bed and they lock eyes for a moment and very slowly and gently she begins to move her hand up and down his throbbing cock.*
Dylan :*Moans in ecstasy* (He uses his cum preclude technique to prevent himself from cumming so he can proceed with other sexual acts later )
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A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!
Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.
Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???
Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere
Guy : You bitch !!!!
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1. Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs.
2. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and she happened to be right there. I hate being a cunt prowler."
3. "Honey, it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
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Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
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