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Someone who is addicted to cunts, meaning they physically and mentally cannot go a certain amount of time without it. Usually results in having sex with someone they normally wouldn't, simply because they need a fix. Similiar to alcohol and drug addiction because in all three, a person is craving a release from stress and/or some form of gratification.
2. A lame reason people give for cheating on their significant other.
3.Sometimes it becomes a reason to rape
1. "I can't believe I had sex with that cunt prowler...he has every STD known to man and a few known only to dogs. I felt the need to jump SOMEONE, and he happened to be right there. I hate being a cock prowler."
2. "Honey,it wasn't my fault I slept with your grandma...I was born a cunt prowler,there is nothing i can do about it'.
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1. A cooler way of saying assassin .Best when pronounced with an Italian accent,like in Assassin's Creed 2.
2. A person whose assignment is to kill. Typically, the person is paid to do the job well.A ninja, hit man, mercenary or a contract killer of any kind is an assassin or assassino
3. Altair of Assassin's Creed
4. Someone who can camouflage and adapt well to various environments in order to avoid being detected until can assassinate their target and escape silently without a trace of evidence.
5. Solid snake from MGS
Assassino :Time to meet thy maker mortal *slices the targets neck*
Commoner: assassino, assassino, assassino !
Guard1 :Holy titty fuck, a mother fucking assasino.Guards kill him !!!!
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Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.
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An obligation that must be carried out by a nerd (a person whose IQ exceeds his weight).Usually things like reading a dictionary or an entire encyclopedia or anatomy book. Or even worse doing vector calculus just for fun. Most of them do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty
Eg: holy crap i almost forgot my nerdbligation to complete memorizing this encyclopedia about keyboards
Eg: Ahhh, i cant sit here partying i have a nerdbligation to to complete my mathematics homework instead of hopelessly trying to hit on all these chicks.
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1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.
2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.
3. Also known as a middle finger boner.
4. Best way to articulate anger without words.
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That's a middle finger erection
Need i say more ?
Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*
Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!
Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!
Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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1. A name given to a man born under the midnight glimmer. A name that will shake all four corners of the earth with the fiery passion of love as the name marks the most passionate of lovers. A name given to the kind of guy any girl could fall in love with. Trustworthy, charming, confident, faithful, sweet, funny, kind hearted, romantic and passionate. Can be an immature idiot and childish but can always make people laugh when you least expect it . He can be a dick by annoying you and moments later have you smiling. There's just no way you can hate Daya ! Amazing strength and gorgeous moonlit eyes. He is taken by a girl he loves very much and wouldn't trade her for anyone in the world. He's always there in your heart. Just freaking AWESOME and AMAZING.
2. A man that contains a giant anaconda like penis in his pants. He is fucking awesome in everything.Don't ever pick a fight with him as he will drive his fist through your chest and rip your lips and use it to kiss his ass. He will beat the living daylights out of you and make you believe that your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory if you ever mess with the ones he loves.
Daya once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now just The Islands.
girl 1: hey whats up?
girl 2: -drools-
girl 1: why are you drooling?
girl 2: -points at Daya-
girl 1: -drools-
girl 3: He is just so dreamy and
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1. God's gift to man.Brings peace when used wisely.
2. Any drug derived from plants.
3. Magical stuff that takes u to a state of euphoria (supreme bliss).
Chev Chelios: (Gets in the cab looking like a crackhead).
Crazy taxi driver: You are not gonna die in my cab crackhead ! I have something for you.You take this Haitian shit crackhead.This shit right here is some hardcore shit.It is made from plant shit !
Chev Chelios: (takes the drug and gets fucking high).
--Dialogue taken from the movie 'Crank' in 2006
~ Time is never wasted when youre wasted on plant shit all the time XD
~Life is a quest we must never quit but in turn enhance with the magic of plant shit.
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