Gooks in the Wire

When you aren't feeling too well and you have the hershey squirts and a poop sneaks up on you, yell "There's gooks in the wire!" Such as the Viet Cong sneaking up on an American fire base.

Oh my god, I have to poop. There's gooks in the wire!

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Red 5

This move is where you pull out and blow your load on a girl in aiming to get some up one or both of her nostrils. This is similar to when Luke Skywalker (using the call sign Red 5) had to land a missle in the small vent shaft of the Death Star due to the difficulty and small target area.

I did it! I actually pulled off the Red 5. She was blowing cum out of her nose for hours.

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Holy Trinity

A threesome (any type) involving a priest.

We went in for our Pre-Canae class and ended up in a holy trinity with the priest.

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Cocaine Kiss

A cocaine kiss is where a special lady friend of yours covers her vagina in cocaine and then queefs in your face covering you in that special white powder.

I bought a hooker and a dime bag last night. She was the best hooker ever she gave me the cocaine kiss!

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