Responsibile

Held accountable for something in such a way that you throw up a little in your mouth...

Girlfriend who you are about to break up with: Oh my gosh, I'm pregnant with your baby! Now we can get married!

Boyfriend (mentally to himself): Shit, now I feel responsibile for her and that damn baby...

Clumpy

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."