hot glue

hot glue is the answer to all problems including starvation, war and no it all pricks who corrrect grammar.

example 1-
man 1: my relationship is falling apart
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 2-
man 1: hey this prick keeps correcting my grammar, i wish i could sew his mouth shut
man 2: have you tried using hot glue
example 3-
man 1: i wish no one could see me

man 2: have you tried using hot glue