Chad

A Chad is the most obnoxious person you will ever meet. You can normally find “Chad’s” hanging around clubs and drowning “nerds” in toilets. Chads are a fabled beast and you’d be lucky to catch one, they can be identified by their American accent, blonde hair and the fact that they are half way between being obese or being built like the Dwayne “THE ROCK” Johnson. Chads are friendly if you do not provoke them but once provoked they will spring into action by calling you unthinkable names such as “Dweeb” or even the dreaded “Nerd”. Chads weaknesses are normally attractive women and American Football. Stay safe.

Person 1: Hey look at that guy picking on a need for zero reason
Person 2: what a Chad!

yes boss

what the man in the corner shop/car wash calls you

Guy 1: Can I have this coke?
Guy 2: yes boss