twatbog

Any public location that seems to be only frequented by women because its very nature repels men.

Guy 1: "Man, the opening of the new Twilight movie was such a twatbog."

Guy 2: "Wait, you went to the opening of the new Twilight movie?"

squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.