Mifuyu

A sweet blonde-haired girl who secretly ships herself with you. She will write fanfictions about her real life experiences, altering them slightly to fit her love story with you.

You: "Hey have you heard of Koi to Senkyo to Chocolate?"
Friend "Yeah! I love Mifuyu, she's best girl!"

Sam Syndrome

A "Sam" is a basic white boy who is really hot, but he never responds to your text messages and partakes dry texting constantly. Hence the name, Sam Syndrome.

Person 1: HEY QUEEN! I HAVE A CRUSH ON THIS CUTE GUY BUT HE'S GOT SAM SYNDROME
Person 2: Ugh it's so common these days! It's like everyone has it!