Paying too much for something, especially if you could have gotten it for much cheaper.
Jimbob: Hey, I just got this new whiz-bang ABC gizmo to do XYZ and only $40.
Jack: You know you could have gotten the DEF gizmo to do XYZ for a fifth the price? You've been wallet jacked!
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A female running in a race while on her period
Wife: I'm signing-up for a half-marathon this Sunday.
Husband: Won't you be on the rag?
Wife: Yes -- I'll be "running red".