Romeo

As in Romeo and Juliet; A huge emo cry-baby who only got laid once then died. Everyone hates him because he writes bad poetry under a yew tree. Everything he touches dies, see Juliet and Mercutio.

"Man that emo kid's poetry sucks!"

"What a Romeo."

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fergilicious

State of extreme skankiness, sometimes accompanied by tranniness, in the case of everyone's favourite joke, Stacy (or is it Stephen?)Fergison.

That's a fergilicious shirt; you can totally see your nipples.

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Juliet

A ditzy lolita, who often falls "in love" and then gets married, just for the sex. Often fakes her own death to get "the sex", then due to a series of misunderstandings, actually does kill herself over lack of sex.

"You did him on the first date?"

"Sure, but we got married first."

"You're such a Juliet."

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Shakespeare

Really old guy with a whole crap-load of plays that he may or may not have actually written. Some of his stuff is good, some not so good, but all of it over-analysized by english teachers around the globe. Like all really old guys from the Renaissance, he kind of looks like blood hound that got thrown into a blender with a bunch of lace doilies.

What was Shakespeare thinking when he wrote "Romeo and Juliet"?

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