war axe

A fierce, unreasonable, judgemental man, usually elderly, who lives alone, has a filthy mouth, and threatens people with a shotgun if they step in his yard; the male equivalent of a "battleaxe."

Old man Rogers pointed a shotgun at the little girl scout for stepping in his yard. He's a freaking war axe

xp hog

Someone who relentlessly hoards xp to themselves in a video game. They always work alone, as having anyone accompanying them will inadvertbly force them to do the one thing they despise more than anything else: sharing xp.

When Jeff plays minecraft, he likes to build cunning traps around mob spawners to trap other players. What a xp hog.

sword

1: (noun) A long, knife-like weapon designed to cut, slash, stab and thrust

2: (verb) To be attacked with a sword

3: (noun) A dick

1: Getting hit by a sword doesn't feel good.

2: James just got sworded. He's not getting up from that one.

3: Larry stuck his sword in Jessie's pussy.

Axe Wound

1: A scar obtained after being struck with an axe

2: A buttcrack

3: An exceptionally large pussy

1: Chris pissed off a lumberjack, now he has an axe wound.

2: Chris sat down on the toilet to shit out of his axe wound

3: Chris shoved his dick in Ambers axe wound.

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