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when an astrophysics major uses careful angles and applied physics to triple penetrate another mans girlfriend without touching balls
"I ain't gonna cheat on this one!"
A guy talking about how he will pull a j-chuck
When you have a critical impending final and sleep through it, then take 15 minutes to brush your teeth before heading to said final 2 hours late to try and salvage a passing grade
-Fuck dude, I pulled a Jason this morning and slept through my final! Now i gotta bone out of intro to astronomy!
-You better rest up tonight sweetie or you might pull a Jason in the morning
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