man stoopid

adj. something so stupid, only a man (or boy) would do it. Act ofa stupidity need not by done by a man, but can be performed by any person regardless or gender or identification. An incredibly stupid act clearly performed without thought for safety or reasonable chance of success.

Christina was totally reckless in the way she cleared the plates form the barbell by tipping it back and forth until they all fell off. All the reps of bench press clearly led to her acting man stoopid.

Hoartage

Noun. A perceived shortage of a given item due to hoarding and disruption of local supply logistics rather than an actual diminished supply of the item.

Perceptions of a gas shortage following news of the pipeline closure created a temporary hoartage of gasoline along the Southeast U.S. The surge to all fill up their tanks at the same time created a temporary disruption of local availability despite ample overall supply in the U.S. It was reminiscent of the toilet paper hoartage created by panicked buying early during the Covid-19 pandemic.