country bumpkin

big bellied, long haired, untrimmed bearded, fat-so that works at a factory 1/2 the year, laid off the rest of the time. Spends his evenings eating dinner on a TV tray watching TV in the front room. His unemployed wife's 3 kids, with 3 different daddies, eating dinner with their hands in the kitchen. Leaving the dirty dishes to pile up in the sink until they run out, or until she has time to rinse them off. Has many rusty vehicles surrounding the house, but only one runs.

My ex-husband is a country bumpkin.

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pink slipped

When you get fired from your job.

I was pink slipped again!

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dude

a camel's penis

hey, thats a dude

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botts dots

They are the raised reflectos that are on the white lines on the highway.

Botts' Dots are named after their inventor, Elbert Botts, a chemist who worked for Caltrans in the 1950s because painting the lines every year was very expensive and dangerous.

Those botts dots sure are annoying the kids are sleeping in the back seat!

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