-f

-f is used as a non-professional shorthand form of the word fuck. of fucking. It does not generally refer to the sexual act. Instead, this is simply a written profanity; one which by its short nature is less obtrusive and does not leap out of the texture as does the actual word fuck

It is built ugly style, so we can get the -f on with it, and so that we can change things easily.

"Oh no I totally -f ed it up" said the Gandalf the greybeard of CERN laboratories while pacing up and down paying homage to the particle accelerator.

Yankside

A simple maincore replacement for State-side, which actually makes no sense at all. Why? Because although folk from the USA like to use this expression to mean 'back in the USA', it could mean any State whatsoever.

Yankside immediately transmits the idea of the United States of America. Additioanlly as it is similar to but not the same as saying or writing State-side, it is instantly recognized as what it is: Being in the USA

"I've had it with Europe, I'll be Yankside in two days" said Cuthbert to his girlfriend.

I find that when Yankside, things are immediately safer, more American and less Communist

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maincore

Main-Core or just Maincore is used to refer to the central elemental or basic characteristic of something or someone. It is strongly related in use to Large-Core and similar derivatives. It is a portmanteau of Main, which here means the main thing and not a place in USA ---> and Core which is like the kernel or centre of something. (Apple core is a good reference point here to keep you grounded)

Other close derivative or strongly related 'Core' word here is Rudecore

Like, his attitude to toward Jazz music is Maincore. innit!

Other usage might be: At the Trek convention there were some fringe types but there were some real dudes that were Maincore!

ONU

ONU f is used as a non-professional shorthand form of the term "Of No Use." It can also be used verbally out loud in public or say in the new normal zoomed out 'office' environment. This, where an inadequate room in your house is permanently used by a corporate entity, without paying rent or compensation of other sorts, simply on the basis that you as a zeeb would otherwise have to shell-out $scrotes to commute to your now obsolete office and back every day of the week.

There is no profanity actually implied nor created from time to time when using ONU! It is a simple three letter acronym and has absolutely nothing to do with the United Nations.

"Yes we interviewed the Gandalf. However, he was ONU, so we sent him for psychiatric reassessment" said the middle manger while stirring his coffee.

"The diodes in all receivers are 1N914's matched on an ohmmeter. (this is ONU and as such should be substituted for Schottky diodes)" from a open source hardware documentation template.