Allan

Allan is the type of guy who will lend you their Legend of Zelda Ocarina of time 3ds version while talking about staring at a light while sneezing. If you're Allan doesn't do this that probably means they are not one of the real ones and hate themselves. I mean, this Allan still hates themselves but at least they own (owned) The 3ds version of Ocarina of Time :/.

"Do you play legend of Zelda?" "No, my name isnt Allan."