header

The act of drilling a hole into a person's head and fucking his/her brain matter.

Yo, Kylie pissed me off so I pulled a header on her.

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splittail

What rednecks and hillbillies call the human female on account of the fact that, when seen in the nude and from behind, the female genitalia (i.e. labia) looks like a tiny, split-in-half tail.

Hail yes, we'se gunna go lookin' fer some splittail!

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harbl

The male reproductive organ. A penis. The term was introduced into popular cultrure via the image board and troll website 4chan.

I don't like it when men try to touch my harbl!

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