Government

Something which always has too many flaws and is never perfect

What would happen under certain governments;

Communism: You have two cows. The governemt takes away both, gives you a small share of the proceeds and shares the rest out with the population.

Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes away just one and shares it out between themselves and the population

Liberalism: You have two cows. The government taxes you slightly on the sale of them

Conservatism: You have two cows. You are taxed almost zero on the sale of them, but the agricultural business will be subject to a recession pretty soon anyway

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes away both and shoots you

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thicket

Should be Dubya's surname

That's not a Bush, it's a thicket!

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ysb

A confusing term used by Manchester United fans to infuriate scousers as they have no idea we're insulting them

ysb = YOU...SCOUSE...BASTARD!!

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import

Something which, according to President Bush, seem to be coming from overseas.......

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

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Genuine Mancunian

A Manchester United fan. City fans are inbred

I see the Stretford End arising!!

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19

one of the best techno songs of the 80's.

nu-nu-nu-nu-nineteen-ninety-ninety-nineteen-nineteen
#In Vietnam lots of people were killed#
nu-nun-nu-nu-nineteen-ninety-ninteen!

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GLC

Possibly the best white rap group since the Beasties
You fucking knows it, clart!

Examples of their fine lyrics:

"Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck'"

"Guns don't kill people, rappers do, I seen it in a documentary on BBC2"

"When I goes out I dose a rinses run, and when I goes home I touches my mum"

"J-Lo means shit to me, P.Diddy means shit to me, Ja Rule means shit to me. Fuck you, Alicia Keys"

"Walkin' down the street, my next door neighbours not impressed, I'm a robot and buyin' ten fags is my quest"

"It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you, your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too!"

"Sound of the police, woop woo woo!"

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