bay village

Known mostly as “the bubble”, Bay is a tiny West Side suburb of Cleveland that’s famous for its privilege and its amazing public schools. There’s an entire Facebook group that the parents and boomers of the town use to gossip about teenagers, and people routinely chant “Daddy’s Money” during games against Bay. Located entirely on Lake Erie, almost everyone here has a boat, likes soccer, and football, and is white. Seriously, there are so few minorities here it’s almost suspicious. Even though they have a reputation for being sheltered and elitist, Bay kids are actually pretty chill, and they don’t care if you think they’re WASPy. After all, you’re probably going to work for one of them someday.

Did you hear about the drama in Bay Village? Someone saw a teenager vaping. It’s a huge scandal, there are three cop cars on the street right now.

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