Babies

The yummyest, chewyest, amazingest food ever to be made.
The world loves to eat babies! They are a great source of Vit. C!!! They give you all the Calcium you need to live in one bite!!! Who wants to make a baby pie? Oh I do! So here is the steps...
1. Chop the baby into 6ths
2.Seperate the pecies
3. Get the pie crust ready.
4. Put babies in the pie, instead of your normal filling.
5. Bake!

Real life exaple on FacePunch Studios

"ZOMG! 1/4 LIFE I LOVEZ U CUZ TEH PHX OWNZ!!! TAKE MY KIDS!!!"
"Thanks, *eats the baby*."

"We sure all do love Babies. Right Lum?"
"Yeah, Zach sure..."

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