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two people that meet randomly at a bar & invite eachother to an online Scrabble game on their iPhones, which eventually leads to afternoon rendezvous and late night romps.
Yo dawg, I had this words with benefits hit me up the other night after a 60 point triple word score. So I went up to her crib & turned it out!
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This is a flatus stage that bridges the gap between a plain fart and a full-on shart. Whereas a fart leaves no solid evidence and a shart is a shorts-changing, date-ending, messy experience... farts with benefits contain fart particles (a.k.a. fecal mist).
Farts with benefits may be somewhat harmless in small quantities, but continuation may amount to the messiness of a mild shart.
I realized that my crabby ass was due to farts with benefits and I had to change my stained drawers.
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Two very good friends that share in sexual acts with eachother with no emotional connection or boyfriend-girlfriend label. Just engaging in the act of sex for fun.
"We fucked, but we didn't date. It was just a friends with benefits type thing, don't worry about it."
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Employee perks offered to the executive team of the Midwest’s most prestigious transport brokerage. Benefits include workout (aerobics) routines, nap time, & daily masturbation sessions. Often times benefits are collected after a long 3 hour work day of tending to patio gardens and watching girls out of the window and not talking to them.
Executive: Yo Creeper, you should have seen this ducking girl at the pool. She was so hot.
Creeper: Did you talk to her?
Executive: No I just went into the bathroom and collected some Goldwing Benefits.
FWB. A phrase used between good friends to describe their no strings attached sexual relationship.
Yeah, he's my Fav With Benefits. He's going to come over later so we can have some FWB time. He's always generous and helps me with reaching orgasm. I return the favor then he comes back a few days later and the cycle continues.
An employee benefit that no one uses but is perceived to be useful to employees. Sometimes taking the place of a high use benefit in order to cut costs.
Bruh, I don't want free online classes from a non accredited school, ghost benefit bullshit. I just want my health insurance back.
Two people who have feelings for eachother but do not want a relationship. Instead, they hook up every now and then. This is DIFFERENT from friends with benefits.
Person A: Are you guys dating?
Person B: No, we are just likers with benefits, not boyfriend and girlfriend.