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A fat white man who rapes children on Christmas
Dude Nicholas cage was raled by Santa clause
A lie told to kids by their parents.
Mom: Y/N!
You: Yes mom?
Mom: Why did you lie to us D:< ?!
You: What about Santa Clause? Why did YOU lie about HIM?
Mom: ...
You: Exactly -_- ..
An excuse to get children to make good choices and be good all year. However, it never works but we give them presents anyways, so they don’t throw tantrums saying that this is the worst Christmas ever.
Hey, Little Bobby, Make sure you’re nice or else Santa Clause won’t get you that teddy bear you want.
did your mom tell you the truth yet?
"OMG Santa Clause?!"
A lie that we tell all our children so that we can give them more gifts for no good fucking reason
Santa clause is a lie.
When a white haired Christmas enthusiast imitates Santa Claus by sporting a Santa hat and sodomizing a reindeer.
Chris had a little too much egg nog and posted pics of himself giving Rudolph the old Barry Clause routine.
The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.
The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.