WOW is MOM spelled upsidedown because, well, MOMs are ....WOW!!!
parent does something awesome, like sending goodie packs to hungry college students
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W.O.W stands for wack off Wednesday thatβs the day all off the males of the military wack off hence forth W.O.W
Wow itβs one of those days Oh boy
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WOW (or Wide Open West), a weak sauce cable provider that got lucky in terms of customer increase because of the Time Warner Cable/Comcast Merger Scare
Wide Open West wants you to think you're getting the best channels on cable but unforntunately the cable company's cable lineup is so barebones it's laughable as a plethora of HD channels and desired channels like Smile of a Child, Sprout among others are non-existent on their lineup as they are too fucking lazy to even make a deal to pick up these channels
WOW's OS on their cable boxes are pretty sad as they can't make a simple task like finding your show and ask it to record simple in execution
A kid: MOM!
Mother: Yes dear?
A kid: Where's Sprout?
Mother: We don't get it no more
A kid: Why?
Mother: We switched to WOW
*kid kills himself by drowning in bleach*
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the largest mmo in history. wow stands for world of warcraft. around 15 million people play thisgame. it is extremely addictive but it is possible to play it casually. it takes up a large space on your hard drive and costs $15 a month to play but it is worth it.
wow rocks
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Crack for gamers, and the real thing that makes people turn into zombies.
"MUST PLAY WOW!!! ... iv been away from my computer too long its been like what ... 30 mins omg we have a raid in 5 min's... AAAAGGGGGG DRIVE ME HOME FASTER I MUST PLAY WOW NOW!!!!"
(durning riad)
parent: " want dinner?"
gamer: "... resisted my spell taht mf omg fuck you all... i didnt cause the wipe..."
(5 min's later)
Parent: "did you hear me? do you want dinner?"
Gamer: "..."
(15 min's later)
Parent: (behind gamer) "if you want to eat youll come get it now or nothing till morning."
Gamer: "..." (head tilts to the side and swivels to the back unnaturally) NO GTF OUT OF MY ROOM!!! IM RAIDING HERE IN WOW!"
(after raid about 3-6hrs later depending)
Gamer: "damn im hungry."
Parent: "ZZzzZZzzZZzz..."
Gamer: "fucking shit i did it again ./cry"
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