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The day you will get your first kiss
its october 25th go kiss someone whore
the mf day you go up to your crush and give them a kiss or ask for a kiss💕
“can i get a kiss” -October 25
october 25 is national kick a guy in the nuts day. you can kick any guy you want in the nuts on this day.
girl:do you know what day it is?
boy:no, what day is it?
girl:it’s october 25
boy:so, what does that mean?
girl:that means it is national kick a guy in the nuts day!
boy:oh no!
national pull your tits out of face time day
hey whats today october 25
its natanal pull your tits out day
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The time when you make the boys eat a bloody tampon to experience what the girls have to go through.
Hey guys it’s October 25, let’s make the boys eat a bloody tampon.
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The 25th day of October. Probably someone's birthday, I don't know. Also the 32nd day of Autumn, or Fall.
October 25 is the 25th day of October.
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Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’ Pwease wead the fowwowing statements with a wisp and be suwe to fowwow each and evewy one of them.
-Pwonounce r’s and l’s as w’s to save breath
-Act as gae as you can
The fowwowing shaww be made iwwegaw:
a. being poow.
b. being cwosew than 9 feet, the cwoss of Jesus shouwd fit between you.
i. Considered as sexuaw hawassment and wiww be punished with castwation/femawe ciwcumcision
c. Be tawwer than 6’ foot
d. Suicide
i. Punishabwe by death by offendew’s choice of execution
e. The wetter L, unwess in officiaw usage ow in refewwing secwetawies.
f. Wistening to KPOP.
g. Women caught bweathing wiww be chawged with the cwime of THOT.
i. Wheweupon the punishment shaww be traditionaw stoning.
ii. Pewpetwators may appeaw for jaiw sentences as wong as they agwee to wisten to the gworious song of the big Despacito.
h. Fwocinaucinihiwwipiwification wiww be wendewed iwwegaw on this day because it has an excessive amount of L’s.
Administwation:
-The Big Chungus shaww be appointed Pwime Ministew fow a day.
-Miwk tea addiction is now a nationwide crisis.
-Aww citizens must now howd up a big fat middwe fingew when they disagwee to something.
Person1: Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’
Person2: Indeed. It is October 25- ow should I say Octobew 25.
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