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The day the best person in the world was born
you did you know that our 60th president was born on December 31!
Where y'all lonely people can finally feel loved on may 31
Idc who you are or if they ain’t feeling it, January 31 should be the day you get your shit together and wife them tf up
national clown day because you typed September 31 even though it has 30 days so this imaginary day is to celibate retards like you
Hey dumbass there is no September 31st
National Virgo day! Celebrate the best zodiac sign: smart and analytical Virgos! Right in the Virgo season, people born on August 31 are also the most stunning people in the world. Thank your Virgo friends for making your life better and more toxic aka fun!
She was born on August 31! Thats why she's so gorgeous.
national bottom day! appreciate your stupid ass bottom friends
person 1: hey dude, did you hear about August 31st? It’s National Bottom Day.
person 2: oh wow, really? well i appreciate you
National kids over 5 ft get to slap all other people day😌
Wow, I'm over 5 feet tall. I can slap you because it is October 31!