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A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates
Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model
3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
glasses that nerdy losers wear that resemble the glasses bill gates wears
M:'daaaaaamn devinwalker u got da bill gates glasses'
S:'wat a loser'
M:'n lets not 4get nerdy'
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Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?
James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.
Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
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adverb
1 to copy, “borrow”, or outright steal ideas and products.
2 to copy and paste, as in; ctrl + c then ctrl + v
3 a simple matter of stealing another’s ideas and intellectual property without due credit or compensation.
PHRASES:
“Dude, I Bill Gatesed the hell out of my report in history class.”
“If you can’t get by on your own merits, you can always Bill Gates someone else’s accomplishments.”
Bill · Gates |bil gāts|
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What you scream when your Xbox 360 gets the Red Ring Of Death thus rendering it useless as anything but a paperweight.
Actually its a phrase I started saying after my 2nd, yes my second fucking Xbox 360 flopped due to the RROD. I got the idea from one of those Myspace bullitens that said something about not sending it to 10 ppl will result in the ghost of a dead girl appearing and raping your cat or somthing.
On my way to exchange my xbox i thought to myself, I bet Bill Gates was waiting for me to leave so he could sneak in and rape my cat.
Thus was born my new phrase whe ppl ask me what I think of the RROD, I say 2 them, "I had it twice, It was just an excuse for BG to rape my cat."
{Dude sitting there playing 360}
{360 goes into Red Ring Of Death Mode}
Dude: Shit! My 360 froze and I got the RROD!
{While dude takes 360 back to store for warranty Bill Gates shows up and rapes his cat.}
{Dude jokes to guy at Gamestop about Bill Gates raping his cat.}
{Gude gets back home and realizes that it did in fact
happen}
Dude: DAMNIT, BILL GATES RAPED MY CAT! OH THE HORROR!
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when you're Microsoft's daddy and are slaying all day. Being the king/ queen of technology is hard, but when you are Bill Gating that means you make it WORK queen.
"Gosh she's totally Bill Gating right there. Look at what she got on her exam!"
"Yeah! I wish I was as smart as her and also be able to rock that outfit!"