Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

gym funk

gym funk: the particular and foul smell of working out; it can be found on human beings of either sex or in building where athletics take place; the smell is closely related to man funk.

Dude, you coming from a cess pool or the gym? You got some serious gym funk goin' on.

Gym Tipping

To find guys with ballerina legs at the gym and tip them over because they are top heavy from working out only their upper bodies.

"Went gym tipping at Q80 this weekend."

"I'm guessing there were a lot of meat heads with ballerina legs there?"

Gym Sharing

A community program for gym members permitting them to use the facilities of other independent gyms. Gym Sharing costs much less than joining multiple gyms, and requires no commitment, contracts or cancellations fees.

Johnny only does Gym Sharing. While he likes to work out and be a fitness buff, one gym doesn't do it for him because it limits the number of ladies he can pick up during his workout sessions.

Sally and her friends love Gym Sharing but they prefer Guy Sharing. All those workouts are paying off. They now share all their boyfriends at all these gyms and these guys have no idea they are being played.

I wanted to go to Gold's Gym but the place was packed. Thank God for Gym Sharing! I just crossed the street and used the local gym without paying a dime!

I cancelled my local gym contract. I was tired of getting billed $70 every month for not using the gym. Now I use the gym on my budget without getting charged for months I don't use the gym!

Gym Wipe

A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.

Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.

gym buff

a person who's addicted to the gym

roxy gambino is such a gym buff

gym uniforms

nasty clothing they make you wear during gym class. usually some gross basketball shorts and a t-shirt. it sucks a lot for girls, since we have to shave everyday in the middle of the winter just for that half hour of gym class. and then there are those days when the gym teachers will make you change for gym so they can talk the whole class. gym uniforms really suck.

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